Monistat Chafing Relief Powder Gel - Because no one is too fat for a dress

Posted on June 30, 2009
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Anti-chafing Gel I wear dresses because I feel too fat for shorts. There. I said it. It’s not my keen fashion sense or my desire to dress up every single day. It’s my overly ripe, pear shaped hips. And ass. And thighs. I live in Florida and there is no freaking way I can endure 100+ temperatures in jeans. No matter how fat my thighs are. That leaves me with skirts and dresses. Or nudity (which I hear is frowned upon in the Sunshine State). Because dresses - especially this sea

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